Oh, herrow there, stranger! Yes, I am fully aware that you all hate me right now for abandoning the ship, but for the record, the ship, I had not abandoned…. I simply… went for a dip in the ocean? Okay, I have no idea where I’m going with this, but all I have to say is,
“Yes, I have received your hate mail and I am here writing you as often as I can”.
Geez. You guys are so intimidating. Rawr.
I was feeling pretty down in the dumps last week. I ate something bad (ahem – too much Halloween candy!) and it just was not doing anything pleasant for my stomach, so needless to say, my furry little baby and I did a lot of snuggling in bed. Over the course of last week, I did get some productive things done.
Like…. stealing Halloween candy from my Dad’s.
Getting fat from the Halloween candy that I stole from my Dad’s.
Having a stomach ache that left me in bed cuddling Diva, from the Halloween candy that I stole from my Dad’s.
Okay, so I have a sweet tooth a little bit too much, but let’s not focus on my fattiness, and look at how effin adorable my sweet little fat hippo, Diva was for Halloween? Adorable, right? I know. You don’t have to tell me! That’s a face only a mother could love, I guess.
The fall season has certainly hit this past week. Can you say T-H-O. Wow! I haven’t said that since grade school… I like it! Jokes aside though, the air outside is as effin frigid as can be and I’m not sure that I like it all that much. What I do like though, is my new Jessica Simpson fall jacket that I purchased on a day that I opted for no jacket, and then regretted it and “had” to resort to buying one on the spot.
It was convenient that I was already in the Jessica Simpson collection part of The Bay, right?
Obviously it has fur trimmed hood, and leopard print insides. Stole my heart at first glance. Literally. I saw it. Ignored the price tag and zipped my card through that transaction terminal like it was an apocalypse. I seriously love the casual khaki look. Plus, I don’t really have that many casual jackets, so this purchase is justified!
I then went on to get more fat. Naturally. No, I’m totally just kidding. I’ve been doing a lot of running around for my sister’s baby shower that is coming up, and by running around, I mean purchasing way too much baby stuff for my nephew-to-be. Baby’s gonna look badass from his Aunt Tilly. Just saying.
Can I just add in that you’re never too old for a Santa Claus Advent Calendar? 23 years old and a proud supporter of this nasty cardboard chocolate Christmas calendar.
Todays life quotes – you’re never ever too old for a advent calendar.
Yes. This post did go from Halloween to Christmas pretty damn fast, didn’t it?