After a fabulous, and extremely short adventure trip to the Toronto Marlies ahl game, in which I thoroughly believe I was the only one who actually watched it, me and the girls were off on the trek to find my car. Yes. I say “trek” and “find” because finding my car in parking lots simply isn’t my forte, especially ones that big. However, we did find it… Eventually, but it did help that we were pretty much the only car left. Hey. I like to talk. Don’t be sippin‘ on yo’ haterade.
We found it absolutely necessary to wait yet another 10 minutes in the car before driving away from the Toronto Marlies ahl game. Why, you ask? No. We weren’t warming the car. Nor were we trying to get buckled in and comfortable. Instead, we had an all-out dance party in my car to Justin Bieber. Obviously, it was fabulous. Nikki and I are in love with J Biebs, so we kind of stole the show. Especially Nikki who thoroughly believed that she was Justin Bieber. You’ll have to stay tuned for those videos too. They are worth it.
We eventually dropped our kidnapee (Kelsey) off somewhere downtown Toronto and left her there. True story…. But she was okay with it as she had some things to do in Toronto with some boy. She’s hardcore like that. And Shannyn, Nikki and myself were off to get our drank on…. Which consisted of hours on end of dance parties in their apartment. After contemplating on whether or not we want to risk the cold in our scandalous outfits (It was damn cold that night), we realized we wasted the whole night figuring out if we want to go out… And just decided to continue our dance party inside the house. It was honestly 12:30am when we came to that conclusion. Girls, I know… Pffft. Plus, it didn’t matter where we were. We were having a balling time, and my DWW-Bestie came over to visit for the night. Yay! Missed him. All my old readers will know who this secret man is. With so much stuff to do in Toronto, we decided that as long as we had each other…. It would be fabulous. Awwww. I know, I went there.
The next morning, and by morning I mean afternoon, we were all extremely craving some delicious breakfast and walked on over to some tiny restaurant in Toronto Canada, where we proceeded to be the most disrespectful people of life. Yup. The adventure trip continues. It’s okay though. We tipped our waitress like 70% of the bill as a “Thank you for putting up with us!” Let me just tell you that I proceeded to stuff as many oranges in my mouth as possible, only to try to talk and squirt all over the place, while Shannyn was getting sick in the bathroom, and Nikki was hoarding leftover food in her hair. That was only the beginning. We were assholes…. But funny ones! You can dress us up, but can’t take us out, I guess. Well… At least not together. We feed off of one another way too much.
Once back to their house, in which I complained the whole walk because it was still damn cold in Toronto Canada, and the two lesbian love birds were all snuggly warm and walking together, we proceeded to the pool. Oxymoron? Nope. Don’t worry. It was an inside pool. I used my new camera from the last few posts that I talked about, and we became mermaids. Mother… Effin… Mermaids. Splish. Splash.
I then got a migraine and died on their couch, only to end my adventure trip with a drive home. I regretted ever coming home because I missed them instantaneously. On the bright side, I’m going back to Toronto Canada and Kelsey flies back in on the weekend so it’s a prime opportunity for me to kidnap her again, and for us to have another fabulous adventure trip into the nitty gritty world’s of our souls.