As I was strolling through a store the other day, I found the most disgusting thing that gave me the greatest source of motivation. What was it you ask? That nasty, black, who-knows-what can of olives that was sitting on the shelves ready to be purchased.
Motivation For What?
The motivation that I received was to obviously never eat olives. Duh. Seriously though, it was honest to god, the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I have heard about these types of things but never, ever witness it myself.
It’s sad because I am an olive lover. I woke up in the middle of the night a few days ago and scarfed down half a bottle, but I honestly don’t think I will ever be able to get past this image. I don’t think I will ever purchase from Unico anymore. How disgusting. And as if someone actually shelved this! hahaha anyway…
Life Quotes to Now Avoid
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
You can’t say I didn’t warn you.
How about some black, moldy poop with ’em olives?