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Dirty Olives and Dirty Bieber


As I was strolling through a store the other day, I found the most disgusting thing that gave me the greatest source of motivation. What was it you ask? That nasty, black, who-knows-what can of olives that was sitting on the shelves ready to be purchased.

Motivation For What?

The motivation that I received was to obviously never eat olives. Duh. Seriously though, it was honest to god, the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I have heard about these types of things but never, ever witness it myself.

It’s sad because I am an olive lover. I woke up in the middle of the night a few days ago and scarfed down half a bottle, but I honestly don’t think I will ever be able to get past this image. I don’t think I will ever purchase from Unico anymore. How disgusting. And as if someone actually shelved this! hahaha anyway…

Life Quotes to Now Avoid

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”

You can’t say I didn’t warn you.

How about some black, moldy poop with ’em olives?motivation, life quotes, , justin bieber with another girl, bieber fever, cut out




1 Response
  • lindsey meagan
    February 2, 2012

    lmao @ the moldy olives, when i looked at the jar at first glace i thought the label said “stuffed manizzle” lmao it was my dislexia comin out lol. what a markatable item that would be…. men stuffed in a can haha, if only it were that easy lol… but then again most of them would turn out moldy cans too haha

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