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buckle up bitches…

I’m currently sitting outside on my cottage dock, watching the roaring fire that my kind (and possibly piro) boyfriend created. There’s nothing but the flames crackling, toads gulping – or whatever it is that they do, and the little buzzing bugs in the forest… buzzing. Wow. Who teached me how to spoke, right? How’s that for some descriptive nonsense?

tobermory in ontario, drake, nicki minaj, bikini, cottage, convertible, I had the best time driving up to my cottage today. I have been wanting to come all week, and one day, I even packed up my car and was well on my way until I realized that I didn’t pack myself a bikini. No problem, right? Well hello! That’s a serious problem. I come here to lay out in my bikini and swim so heck! I turned back around and by the time I got back home, I wasn’t about to drive back up. But I’m here now and that’s what matters right? If you’ve ever been to Tobermory in Ontario, that’s the area that I’m in.

Okay, back to my drive. Seriously, my boyfriend and I drove up here, roof down on my new convertible, blasting Drake as we rapped our little hearts out. Oh yes. We rapped. I sang too and I’m pretty sure my boyfriend’s ears are bleeding but whatevs! I couldn’t help but feel happy. The road was empty, the sun was shining and I felt like the world was in my hands. Drake does that to me. I’ve said several times that I thoroughly believe that I am Drake on a daily basis… and Nicki Minaj. I may, potentially, have a problem.

I couldn’t help but reach my arms out of my car and scream, “WOOOOOOOW!” at the top of my lungs. Don’t worry, guys! I wasn’t driving. Well, I was… but then I stuffed my face too much at breakfast and felt too bloated to focus on driving. I would much rather die in a food coma in the passenger seat! tobermory in ontario, drake, nicki minaj, bikini, cottage, convertible,

I plan on going back to Florida, or maybe something new. I can work anywhere I want and I often find myself thinking, “Why am I sitting in my cooped up apartment working when I can work anywhere?” I think we are about to have some big moves up ahead of us, ladies and gentlemen. This is when my sporadic, impulsive side comes out and life leads me on a wild adventure.

Buckle up bitches, it’s going to be a wild ride!

Did you know that I actually said that exact same sentence to my grandpa the other day when I went to show him my new car? We have a weird relationship, apparently.

Well, my toes are getting cold and well… the mosquitos are pretty much having a buffet on me right now so I am heading inside. Oh, and who watched the season premiere of Big Brother 14 today? You all know I love me some good Big Brother. I’ve been watching that show since season one. I live for that show.

Okay, maybe not, because that’d just be sad… but it’s the only time I sit down and watch TV. Well, that and Fashion Star.

 

PS: How bomb are my new Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses?

XOXO
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